Better believe it’s butter!

I ran out of margarine, and basically kept an empty Becel container in the fridge.  In my head I could probably scrape a teaspoon out of the smears left in the container.  I kept forgetting to buy more every time I went to the grocery store.

I had a 454g/2 Cup brick of butter in the fridge.  I always have some on hand for baking.  Lets face it, nothing tastes like real butter.  It seems like a cruel joke that everything that tastes great, was full of fat, therefore bad for us.  Fat-free versions were dry and tasteless.  Now the internet is full of articles claiming the opposite idea of what most of us grew up with:  Margarine is now bad, and butter is better!  This just seems to make sense … the more natural and less processed something is, the easier it is for your body to process.  There were lessons learned with the “anal leakage” side effects of the synthetic fat, Olestra.

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This brings me to the latest post.  I have butter, but it doesn’t spread like margarine.  Trying to spread cold butter on toast, is like trying to spackle drywall compound on a wet, sponge.  So I did some googling and it appears everyone is looking for a similar food hack.  I found this site to be the most useful, but decided to modify it to require less elbow grease.  I chose Avocado oil because I find it has no taste or flavour as Olive oil.  It also happens to have a higher smoking point so I prefer using it for cooking, especially with my cast iron skillet.  You can buy it at Costco so you get a 1L bottle for about $10.50.

IMG_5609Instead of mashing the butter with a fork, I left it to sit on the counter to warm/soften up a bit.  I added 2/3 cup of avocado oil, 1 cup of butter cut into cubes into the 16 ounce Ninja Master Prep Pro container  I pulsed it and blended it till it looked like it liquefied.  I found it looked a little too runny with too much oil.  I blended another 1/4 cup of butter and found that it had that creamy texture I was looking for. IMG_5611 I mixed the rest of the brick of butter, with less than 2/3 cup of oil.  I scraped the butter out of the Ninja with a rubber spatula and spread it out in the old Becel container.  I popped it in the fridge to set and couldn’t wait to see if it would spread like margarine!

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Is this “healthier” than margarine?  I think in moderation, it’s about as healthy as all natural ice cream vs frozen yogurt.  Over time it’s a little better for you because it’s more natural and I know the ingredients I used in my blend.  Like everything, if you eat a tub, you will become a tub.

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Hello Eyebrows!

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People have asked me where I go to get my “eyebrows done”.  I’m like,

“Huh?  My house, where else would I go?”

“What salon do you go to, to shape and wax your eyebrows?”

“I do them myself.  Why would I go out of my way to have someone pour hot wax on my face, then peel skin and hair off of it?”

Women flock to salons to pay for what might be defined as torture in the Geneva convention if it were conducted on men, while prisoners of war.  I would make a horrible advocate for aesthetics because I think it’s faster (include travel/wait time), and cheaper to perform these services myself.  The other benefit would be for you to get to understand your own face, and know what YOU like.  How are women supposed to feel confident about themselves if they rely on othle to make them “beautiful”.  If you can’t accept your own eyebrows, how can you accept the rest of yourself? I struggled with self-confidence for years.  I am my own worst critic when it comes to everything I do.  Part of my self discovery began with looking in the mirror and not liking what I saw.  I never liked my eyebrows.  When I was a teenager, I thought my eyebrows were too bushy.  When I was bored, I would sometimes pinch and pull out a batch of eyebrow hairs with my fingers.  I would pluck every visible hair from my eyelid with tweezers.  Fast forward 20 years and now I feel like my eyebrows are too thin and sparse.  Go figure.  It turns out I should have paid more attention to “shaping” my eyebrows.  If I had my time back, I would have trimmed my brows first, and tweezed second.  I found a great video about shaping your eyebrows by Katie, a makeup artist who I have grown to love.

As usual, I take advise and think of easier ways (for me) to accomplish the task since I do not have the steady hand or practice of a makeup artist.  As a beginner I prefer step-by-step instructions with pictures.  So this blog is more for my own personal preference than anyone else’s.  Things you’ll need:

  • Tape (the not so sticky kind that will pull your skin off
  • Eyeliner/brow pencil for drawing the stencil.
  • Eyelash/eyebrow comb.  I use Tweezerman’s eyelash comb.
  • Tweezers.  I prefer angled tweezers.  Whatever works.
  • If you don’t have all day to tweeze, use an eyebrow razor.
  • Cuticle scissors

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Step 1: Mark points for the start, arch and end of your brows with the tape as your guide from your nose.  Follow the corner of your nose, the inside corner of your eye, and draw a line with the pencil.  For the arch, trace the tape from the corner of your nose, to the outside of your pupil.  Your eyebrows should end from the corner of your nose, to the outside corner of your eye.  This may already be the case naturally.

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What you’re left with is this sexy looking template that will guide you through the hair removing process.  Don’t worry, you’ll only look like Frieda Kahlo temporarily.  I would advise doing this in private at first.  I use a Q-tip to clean up any smudges.

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They do make eyebrow stencils, but they’re more for applying powder.  I don’t see how applying a different glamorous or classy stencil depending on your mood would look good. If you have hair growing beyond the stencil, and what you have drawn in, wouldn’t that make you look like a clown?  We all have different shaped noses, eyes and faces.  By following Katie’s instructions, you will create eyebrows that suit YOUR stencil for YOUR face.

Step 3: Always trim before you pluck!  Take it from me, a real mother-plucker, if I could give my younger self some advise, it would be to put the tweezers down and watch Katie’s video!  With the eyelash comb, I push what’s left of my sparse eyebrows DOWN.  The hairs that fall below my stencil line, I trim to the line.

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Step 4: Now you can pluck outside of the lines.  I usually tweeze the rogue hairs above my eyelids, and in between my brows.  The baby hairs on the top of my brow I use the razor, and in between the brows for good measure.

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Step 5: Wash off your stencil and comb your hairs to the sides.  Marvel at your handy work.  If you have some pesky hairs that won’t stay put due to their new trim, try an eyebrow gel, or clear mascara.  I picked up Sonia Kashuk’s Brow Gel from Target when I was in the U.S. because it wasn’t expensive, and I also happened to have a coupon so it was a deal I couldn’t pass up.  When Target comes to Canada I have a feeling we won’t benefit from these coupons.  Sonia Kashuk‘s line of cosmetics and brushes are exclusive to Target, so I hope her stuff, along with E.L.F. products are part of the northern migration deal.

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Now, if you have been tweezer happy like, me and have sparse eyebrows you definitely need to fill them in.  In the hot sweaty and humid days I use Anastasia’s brow pen in Universal Light for blonde to light brown hair.  You’d think I would go for the Universal Dark for dark brown to black hair, BUT because my eyebrows are so thin and sparse I would have to go lighter to avoid looking like a freaky Frieda.  (Frieda was an artist so it was OK for her to have bold features.)  Sephora has testers giving you the luxury of trying before buying.

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In the drier months I use Anastasia’s brow powder duo in Ebony.  Knowing what I know now, you may as well save a few bucks and use a matte eye shadow that’s a few shades lighter than your natural hair colour.  What I paid for was the pretty, compact.  The mirror is barely big enough for your full eye.  This duo does allow me to customize the shade I need as my tan starts to fade from fall to winter.  I apply this powder after I moisturize my face so that the powder has a base to stick to.  I use the lighter shade at the beginning of my brow, and use the darker one to define the thinner line.  (Picture coming soon …)

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I have had this powder duo for about 2 years now and I have just begun to put a dent in it.  I do spritz it with some Beauty So Clean (cosmetic mist) to keep it clean-“er”.

The reason why I don’t have your typical plastic eyelash comb/eyebrow brush combo is because I ALWAYS manage to break the stupid tines off the eyelash comb.  It looks as dumb as someone who’s missing front teeth.  It looks so out of place with my other pretty brushes – I hate it.  When I found the folding, Tweezerman one with metal tines at Sally’s I HAD to have it.  I always had to keep the brush though cause I found that the stiff bristles helped to smudge and blend the powder in.  On a U.S. trip to the Premium Oulet Mall, I stopped into the Cosmetics Company Store.  It’s a store that I had passed by so many times because I never wore makeup.  I didn’t know how.  This time I went in with a purpose … for the perfect eyebrow brush.  The brow brush that I got from Sephora eyebrow brush was alright for applying the powder, but the bristles were too soft for my liking.  The cashier at the CCS asked me if I was looking for anything in particular.  She recommended Estée Lauder’s 12E Brow brush.

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She said she’s had it for a while, and the brushes are so stiff, it’ll last forever.  In my head I’m thinking, “Sure, tell me something I haven’t heard.  I’ll be the judge.”  I can’t remember exactly what I paid for it, but it was definitely under $20.  When she brought me towards the Estée Lauder section I thought she was gonna take me for a ride.  That was over a year ago and I admit that it IS my perfect brush and I have no intention of ever replacing.  It has firm bristles like an eyebrow brush so it does double duty as a power applicator, as well as combs the hair as I go.

Update:  I have tried brushing on some Castor Oil on my brows to try and increase hair production.  Crazy as it sounds, it actually works.  My brows have been filling in nicely, but I’m starting to look like Frieda so I’ll have to take some pics as evidence before I take my own grooming advice.

Note:  I am NOT being sponsored by any of the companies mentioned in this entire blog.  The products listed on this page were paid for by myself personally.  It is why I am a valued Sally’s Beauty Club and Sephora VIB member.

Washing my mouth out

Growing up, my mom always threatened to wash my mouth out with soap.  I personally don’t think I was ever a bad kid but I’m a little biased.  Being young and curious, I didn’t understand what the fuss was in this empty threat.  After watching the importance of brushing your teeth on Sesame street, I decided to kill two birds with one stone.  I went to the bathroom, rubbed my toothbrush on a bar of Ivory soap … yes, I washed my own mouth out with soap.  I taught myself a valuable lesson.  If you’re gonna wash your mouth out, it should be with something refreshing.

Fast forward 30 years … I have been using Listerine Zero and pretty content with it.  I was running out and wanted to pick up another vat from Costco.  Costco being Costco, stopped stocking items I like.  I checked out natural alternatives.  Tom’s of Maine makes good products but their mouthwash is $10 for a little bottle!  What the hell Tom?

I looked up mouthwash in my Reader’s Digest Homemade book for a recipe.  I wasn’t completely sold on what was in there.  Why would I use peroxide in my mouth?  Is it safe if some of it went down my throat?  Why would I use vodka for an antiseptic mouthwash?  What a waste of vodka or some other good alcohol!

There are a wide range of online recipes.  I decided to mix a combo of RD Homemade and online:

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  • 4 teaspoons of baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon of vegetable glycerin
  • 5 drops of tea tree oil
  • 5 drops of peppermint oil

I poured all these ingredients that I already have on hand into an empty Listerine bottle.  It’s a 250mL bottle that fits perfectly in my medicine cabinet so why not reuse?  Put the cap on and shake it up.

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Voila!  What I call Zero Listerine!  Again, it’s super salty on the taste buds but who cares?  You’re not swallowing it.  Take it from me, it’s a hell of a lot better than Ivory!  When you swish it around and spit it out, it leaves your mouth feeling quite refreshed.  Depending on where you find your ingredients, this won’t even cost you $0.50!  I can certainly get use to salty swishing for that price.

 

INGREDIENTUNIT COSTCOST/AMOUNT USED
4L Distilled Water$1.25$0.08
Baking Soda$1.00$0.04
Vegatable Glycerin$10.99$0.12
Tea Tree Oil$8.24$0.05
Peppermint Oil$8.00$0.05
TOTAL$0.34